Next Best Thing

[GonzoStyle]

I was tryin to save my eyesight at the time, sorry.

but she does have sweet tits.

[Next Best Thing]

There is at least one other female on this board that I would definitely rather bang than Luna. Definitely.

[Luna]

I was tryin to save my eyesight at the time, sorry.

but she does have sweet tits.

thank you, sugar.

[GonzoStyle]

There is at least one other female on this board that I would definitely rather bang than Luna. Definitely.

who else is there, ken?

[Next Best Thing]

I'm not sure which name she uses. She is EXACTLY my type though. Honest.

[Luna]

There is at least one other female on this board that I would definitely rather bang than Luna. Definitely.

who else is there, ken?

YOU THINK HE'S KEN, TOO???

[GonzoStyle]

no, I was callin ken a girl.

cause he's a little bitch.

[Goatweed]

where are the nude pics at?

[Ken'sPen]

no, I was callin ken a girl.

cause he's a little bitch.

all I have ever given you is love.......

[GonzoStyle]

you've given me suffering, grief and lonely nights.

[Ken'sPen]

I'm practically your wife.

[GonzoStyle]

THEN WHY CANT YOU HAVE BABIES!!!

[Ken'sPen]

have you ever considered it might be
YOU?


your sperm are as motile as Jack.

[GonzoStyle]

My sperm is clumpy

[Ken'sPen]

According to EHarmony,
that's the 5th highest attribute women are looking for in a man.

[Goatweed]

there weren't ever any nude pics, were there?

[GonzoStyle]

According to EHarmony,
that's the 5th highest attribute women are looking for in a man.

If #4 is witty posting, i'm in like flint!

[Ken'sPen]

#3 is Micro phallus,
you may be the hottest guy EVER.

[GonzoStyle]

OMG I JUST TOUCHED MYSELF AND MY HAND GOT BURNED!!!

[Ken'sPen]

I just get a paper cut.