I am dedicating my soul to Satan

[diceisgod]

It can't hurt. You can to, here: http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpenti...TANIC.html

[Keyser Soze]

godspeed!

[faceman802]

good luck with that

[diceisgod]

These people are serious as fuck too. They even warn you that they "are not responsible what happens if you summon demons per the instructions on this site!"

All I need is a silver bowl and a couple red or black candles and it's go time.

[Keyser Soze]

let me know if he picks up on the first ring

[diceisgod]

oh, now that was good. I'll give you that

[diceisgod]

nevermind...now that I look at that comment again, you aren't that good.

[faceman802]

These people are serious as fuck too. They even warn you that they "are not responsible what happens if you summon demons per the instructions on this site!".

I didn't realize that "problems caused by demon summoning" was something that you needed litigation protection against, but hey there's a disclaimer so it must be

[Goatweed]

DIG, get Satan to join the board. Thanks.

[The Jays]

I'm not doing any soul dedication until I hear more about the 401k and the times at which I may draw pentagrams in the ground and sacrafice squirrels and assorted small wildlife.

[faceman802]

wouldn't satan get more flock members by advertising on AOL or Yahoo instead of anglefire?

[Keyser Soze]

will there be pizza in hell?

[The Jays]

Only if you call Domino's pizza.

[Keyser Soze]

well fuck satan then

[The Jays]

That's exactly what Jesus said

[Keyser Soze]

i miss alkey

[The Jays]

Jesus turned water into wine; Alkey turned beer into diverticulitis.

[Keyser Soze]

he's spreading the gospel of scott stapp at the temple of herberts billiard hall.

[The Jays]

I'm not a big fan of these religions that have FAQs. I need one that has just a general objective and goal, other than wearing black and hanging out in the woods where all the kids go to smoke weed and drink beer.

[Keyser Soze]

i bet satan thinks they're a bunch of losers.