When is...

[diceisgod]

...Keyser's first parole hearing and what are his chances?

[Goatweed]

I thought he'd be back once the Mets finished their flush-away season but he hasn't surfaced yet.

[diceisgod]

I hope he and Keyser Jr. are well.

[Mad]

Hopefully, he's being gang raped daily as the bitch on the block.

[diceisgod]

deadlaughter2: O:-)
deadlaughter2: Congrats. Was it a boy or a girl?
soupsoupad: 3:-O
soupsoupad: it was the spawn of satan
deadlaughter2: How long is ther parole stretch?
soupsoupad: 8 to 9 months
soupsoupad: give or take
deadlaughter2: So was it a boy or a girl or what color was the mother?
deadlaughter2: Why did you kill that guy anyway?
soupsoupad: shes was jamacian
deadlaughter2: Were they able to sew it back omn and why did the bitch do it?
soupsoupad: he was asking for it
deadlaughter2: Did she use one of your knives or did she bring her dentures?
soupsoupad: pearing knife
deadlaughter2: Sorry to hear about your face
deadlaughter2: Your were pretty handsome
deadlaughter2: Maybe still as a nose isn't the be all and end
deadlaughter2: I'm sorry for your loss & extend my condolences
deadlaughter2: But your mother wasn't that good a lay anyway
soupsoupad: thanks champ
soupsoupad: that means so much
deadlaughter2: At least for you
deadlaughter2: Some chick got you busy?
deadlaughter2: Even after the hernia surgery?
soupsoupad: indeed
soupsoupad: well like rotator cuff it comes back stronger than before
soupsoupad: tommy john cock surgery
deadlaughter2: Nothing to lose now as you can't cqatch AID twice
soupsoupad: exactly
soupsoupad: double jeopardy
deadlaughter2: AIDS....ugh...I butchered that one
deadlaughter2: But you understand that
soupsoupad: its ok champ i do
deadlaughter2: You were the ground meat of posting
soupsoupad: is that good?
deadlaughter2: So anyway, gotta run
deadlaughter2: FUCKFACE
soupsoupad: ciao
soupsoupad: baby

[Goatweed]

he should come back.

[diceisgod]

One conclusion can be drawn and almost be stated with near 100% certainty from this e-convo: He at least has one of his hands still and maybe this hand has at least one finger or a sufficiently adequatly extended nub - such as is required for replying and moreover replying in a somewhat timely fashion.

Either that or he was using his cock again, that fucking freak.

[Goatweed]

I'd assume the latter.

[diceisgod]

I'm no jet-setting karoeke specialist but I'd say my lifestyle is "typical" compared to most.

So what I mean is how and why do posters just disappear as if trolling this place and posting a comment when the mood strikes now and again is like some kind of giant emotional, physical, mental, etc stretch?

I just don't get it....nor care really outside general curiosity.

[funsnapsdyno]

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who cares

[diceisgod]

Ever see Kill Bill Vol 2?

Wanna see my Eagle Claw?

[funsnapsdyno]

I'll just do tai chi invisible man
now you see me, now you don't

[diceisgod]

Buy an eye patch and lots of gauze first.

[funsnapsdyno]

and by cool kids I meant goatweed of course..

[GonzoStyle]

Dennis mentioned keyser to me last week and it wasn't until that point that I even remembered he posted here. I guess snaps filled his place here quite well, so he wasn't missed much.

[Galt]

And why did Sleeper pull an Ikea Boy and disappear?

[GonzoStyle]

He has a lot of not fucking or working to do.

[diceisgod]

I'd say maybe somebody hit him too close to the mark and then pride took over.

Pride is better than Houdini ever was as disappearances and "run-offs" never cease and are forever because pride has no mortal shell to abuse & lose. Pride need only a "facilitator" and when I die the next will take over the act.