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Who would win in a fight?
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#1
06-07-2003, 07:29 PM
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06-07-2003, 07:41 PM
pizza because Piazza is a homosexual and we all know they fight like girls. thats why piazza didnt go after clemens but did go after that tiny hispanic pitcher.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#3
06-07-2003, 07:43 PM
I request that TheJays write a skit describing how Pizza would theoretically kick Piazza's ass.
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#4
06-07-2003, 07:43 PM
A PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN! AJHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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06-07-2003, 07:44 PM
:disappointed:
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#6
06-07-2003, 07:47 PM
:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria:

Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?

:pizzamaker responds:

We don't serve faggots here.

:Mike Piazza responds:

But I play for the Mets.

Tongueizzamaker:

We don't serve Mets here.

:Mike Piazza walks out of pizzeria:
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06-07-2003, 07:51 PM
:Mike Piazza walks back inside pizzeria. He has a fake mustache on:

Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?

Tongueizzamaker:

We don't serve faggot Met players here.

Tongueiazza:

How did you know?

Tongueizzamaker:

You're wearing a fake mustache.

Tongueiazza:

Howd you know it was fake?

Tongueizzamaker:

Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.

Tongueiazza walks out of pizzeria:
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06-07-2003, 07:54 PM
oh yeah! check out the big bad mod using the merge function!!! WOO HOOO!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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06-07-2003, 07:56 PM
(.... argh, you confused me for a moment...)
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#10
06-07-2003, 07:56 PM
I always wondered what that button did.
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06-07-2003, 07:57 PM
i kick ASS!!!!!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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06-07-2003, 07:58 PM
:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria. He has a gun, like, one of those handguns that is like really powerful, and hold bullets. Aims gun at pizzamaker:

Hi! I'd like to order a WHOLE pizza, please?

Tongueizzamaker shits pants:

Sure! One WHOLE pizza :ding:

:one WHOLE pizza is put in oven:
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#13
06-07-2003, 08:00 PM
Tongueizza bakes in the oven, cheese melts over the hot tomato sauce, crust becomes crispy:


(OH SHIT, niggas! You can cut the tension with a spoon!)
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#14
06-07-2003, 08:01 PM
:Clemens walks in behind Piazza and beans him in the head with a fast ball:

Tongueiazza falls to the floor unconscious:

Tongueizza maker gives the WHOLE pizza to Clemens:



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#15
06-07-2003, 08:03 PM
Is that the pizza winning the fight?
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06-07-2003, 09:07 PM
Quote:You're wearing a fake mustache.

Tongueiazza:

Howd you know it was fake?

Tongueizzamaker:

Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.
now THAT is comedy
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06-07-2003, 09:12 PM
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06-07-2003, 09:19 PM
I think jays has finally found his niche.
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#19
06-08-2003, 12:19 AM
Seriously, I'm laughing WAY too hard at Jay's pizza story. I can't wait for the next Installment.
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#20
06-08-2003, 07:25 PM
but what if it were a pizzaria in the west village?
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