This is easy.
Jennifer Aniston because...
She's married to Brad Pitt.
This dude is probably one of the best looking men in the world.
He can have any chick he wants. Do you think he'd settle for a chick who doesn't like to give blowjobs or take it in the ass? Hell no. Thus proving Aniston must be the better fuck.
Second, I'd pick Selma.
J-Lo's already got mad money so she has nothing to prove.
Selma seems thick so you may convince her your a producer so she'll fuck ya real good.
Love and Salma. I think Love would be annoying, but that would make her all the better a grudge-fuck. J-Lo's had black men, and I just couldn't deal with her criticism of my penis.
Quote:i'd fuck her. but shes way at the bottom of my list. plus, shes insane. crazy bitches are fantastic in bed.
Mariah Carey had the potential to be one of the most sexy women alive but she blew it. Vision of Love and some of her earlier recordings were both soulful and classy ala Sade (who I think is one of the sexiest women on the planet....20 years ago but whatever). She sold out and now she's a joke.