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		I totally agree, Beck....especially when they've just cut their nails...OUCH!
 I don't have too many sexual pet peeves...except sometimes my man beats around the bush when it comes to bringing the subject of sex up, I would prefer he just came up to me and said "Fuck me now" or "Wanna have sex?"  It's so much easier when someone is direct.
 
 I can't get off using a condom, they really bother me
 
 One more thing, when we're :fucking: doggy-style, it pisses me off when my cat jumps on the bed and sometimes goes in between our legs...I don't think anything can ruin a mood quite like that...or just when the cats decide to stare at us the whole time
 
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		Quote:finger fucking me. i HATE that..so not a turn on and it hurts 
Well, trim your nails and it won't hurt as much. :bouncer:
 
If you are talking about guys doing it, well, I can't help you with that. Stop dating guys with such long damned fingers is your best option. Either that or tell them to cut the shit. Threaten to stick your fingers in his ass, this should stop most men from proceeding with said finger fucking.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		lol ex advice from sean. In next week's column: 101 ways to masterbate.
	 
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		I hate when im done and collapse sometimes if i dont take their shirt off the badge they get for building a teepee stabs me in my chest
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Who are you kidding snuka, I heard your biggest peeve is when they start crying cause the hummer you are giving them is hurting their fresh circumcision.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:lol ex advice from sean. In next week's column: 101 ways to masterbate.  
Isn't he way past 101?  I think he maybe on volume 4.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		I like making them cry....crying is good....mmmmmmmm....yeah
 MAKE EM FUCKIN CRY!!
 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:In next week's column: 101 ways to masterbate.  
101? I can do that in my sleep.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:One more thing, when we're  doggy-style, it pisses me off when my cat jumps on the bed and sometimes goes in between our legs...I don't think anything can ruin a mood quite like that...or just when the cats decide to stare at us the whole time  
hehe, i gave up trying to kick them off the bed during sex a long time ago.  now, we just try to ignore them and if they get squished, well, it's their own silly fault, they should know better by now :p
	 
	
	
	
		
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		we just kick them out and close the door
	 
	
	
	
		
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		i don't have doors    although i guess i could just kick them outside, but if it's raining they won't enjoy that too much...
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:101? I can do that in my sleep.  
as can I..but it would be humerous to see whut explanatory words sean would use for his 101 diff ways..don't ya think?
	 
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		I'd like to say I hate men that dont trim their pubic hair.  I don't want it shaved off.  Just trimmed and well groomed.
	 
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		Silera, I think I might be a little shaggy, could you show me how I should coiff myself?
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:I'd like to say I hate men that dont trim their pubic hair.  I don't want it shaved off.  Just trimmed and well groomed.  
Arpi agrees 100 percent
	 
	
	
	
		
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		I keep my pubes nice and neatly trimmed. I expect the same from the women.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		I trim myself as well. There is absofuckinlutly no way in hell I am letting life support for a twat come anywhere near my dick with a sharp object.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Quote:There is absofuckinlutly no way in hell I am letting life support for a twat come anywhere near my dick with a sharp object.  
Ken's teeth are sharp.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		DGW, what the fuck is your problem asshole?
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