Invent a product

[Arthur Dent]

How about doing one of those commercials that never tells you what the product is until the vey last second. Just do something weird and eye-catching, and then throw the product name on the screen at the last second. Say your trying to create a "buzz" for your mystery product.

Or, you could "invent" the remote control internet sex-suit. :fucking: by internet connection. Yes, it exists.

How about a toaster for kids that can burn any cartoon image into a slice of bread? Just slide out one plate and slide in another with a different character on it. (And I just came up with that this second. Maybe I should patent it.{})