Gardening and varments - Any advice from those with green thumbs.

[Arthur Dent]

You could try one of those ultra-sonic spikes. Might piss off your neighbors dog and I've never seen one in action.

There are also humane traps. Basicly a cage with a carrot in it. Animal goes in, yanks the carrot, and the door slams shut behind them. Then you get to show your kid a real live animal before driving out to the country singing "Born Free" to release it.

Brits are big on gardening. Actually heard a guy say "My wife's getting me a water feature for my birthday." And he was happy about it.