Life's mini ordeals

[OAS]

I was stuck on the Throgs Neck a few weeks ago on the way to a Met's game. Couldn't hold it anymore so all I had was a snapple bottle. The aim was a work of art to get it in the dmall jar opening. What I didn't figure on was the 6 way power seats were in a inclined position. Halfway through my relief, gravity took over and well a mess. Luckily I had my umpiring pants in the car. That saturday was a seat shampooing day.