Q-tips

[Arthur Dent]

My first job out of college was with a medical instrument company. They had the ear syringes, but I never tried one. Did take home a few sample ear curettes though, strictly for work related reasons. They're these plastic sticks with soft plastic loops at the end for scraping out the ear wax. Much better than cottan swabs because they don't push the shit in. Too bad they're illegal to sell to non-medical people because stupid people would puncture their ear drums with them.