Holiday weekend fun

[diceisgod]

I've had this idea for a long time, and I think it would be hillarious. What you do is get yourself a bunch of bags of blood. Go down to the beach, go into the water, and once you reach a respectable depth (let's say neck height) you pull a bag of blood out from your trunks and burst it. The blood will hopefully defuse nicely and not draw anyone's attention. Then you get out and go about a quarter of a mile down the shoreline and repeat the above procedure. Once you've run out of bags, you go back down the shoreline the way you came and count the number of screaming/missing/biten/etc people. Now that's some holiday fun the whole family can enjoy.