And you thought your dreams were fucked up!

[Maynard]

Poop Dream
I had a job working for this farmer, and every day I shoveled a load of manure into the back of an old farm truck, drove it to another field, and dumped it.

One day I guess I finally got fed up with the whole thing. I shoveled it in like I was supposed to, but then I dumped it all out in the middle of the road that ran past the farm.

I pushed it around with the shovel until I'd spelled out "poop." Then I just sat back laughing, watching everyone drive through it. When I woke up, I was still laughing. I thought it was great that I'd written poop with poop.

Dreamed by: Mickey Hess

Well, I guess now we know Sluggo's real name is Mickey.