Because we need an adult swim thread over here.

[Weird NJ]

I Want Candy by MC Pee Pants

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my girlfriend, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

I Need Candy by MC Pee Pants

I need candy, any kind will do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved.
It's gonna make me spastic, five cats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To use a giant drill bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue





Edited By Weird NJ on 1034716192