03-06-2002, 04:50 PM
Quote:- Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Probably my favorite quote, ever :bouncer:
I hate to go the Kevin Smith route, but I love this:
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that would kill him.
And my all-time favorite movie (this week)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism...he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.