Adoption Thread - Hey, i am ripping off Corpse

[virgingrrl]

To adopt Maynard, one must be able to:


Deal with him crying that I don't like him

im a nanny by day, if i can deal with children crying all day, he should be cake to deal with.

Think Bjork is pretty good listening

i like bjork

teach him that not every brain fart that makes him giggle like a girl is a thread idea

i can beat people in to submission

Stop him from posting one word replies or his new gimmick, the smile + eh.

same as above.

deal with his constant self loathing

i'm self loathing

Follow him around the board so he can pull a Petey and post after Spit as much as he can

stalk spit? ok :loveya:

Look at his socks and not snicker.

but silly socks are fun.




does this mean i have to adopt the homo?

or does this mean i too need to be adopted?

if so, who wants to adopt me? :bouncer: