Deep philosphical dilemas

[Ken'sPen]

take the girl,
your friend should understand,
and being nice to old people is pointless since they will die soon anyway,

the biggest return on the investment of being nice is to take the hot chick........

unless she is so hot she is just going to blow you off anyway, in which case I would take my friend.

If you are feeling very nice, and want to be a good friend,
offer to let the hotty sit on his lap,

that is all.