08-29-2002, 07:05 PM
You are going to forget things which are really important, accept it.
It will be impossible for you to get your significant other to accept the above statement, accept this also.
The guy driving gets to choose the music
The most fun people to hang around with are generally the most crazy
Every good comedy team needs a staight man
If you can't say it with a straight face, no one else will find it funny
It will be impossible for you to get your significant other to accept the above statement, accept this also.
The guy driving gets to choose the music
The most fun people to hang around with are generally the most crazy
Every good comedy team needs a staight man
If you can't say it with a straight face, no one else will find it funny
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.