08-29-2002, 08:12 PM
DGW just reminded me of this one:
Always say "Oh Fudge" when you're in front of your parents, never the "F dash dash dash" word.
Always say "Oh Fudge" when you're in front of your parents, never the "F dash dash dash" word.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.