09-09-2002, 02:57 PM
Quote:Tried to pee and brush my teeth at the same time. I think that's where I went wrong.
Now that is just unnatural man. If you're right-handed, you probably hold your dink in the same hand that you hold your toothbrush in. One of those activities was bound to fail.
Did you get weewee all over the floor too?
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.