I finally got a DVD player!

[GonzoStyle]

I also had no clue that I needed to switch the tv/video on the tv when I got my dvd player.

I drew an intricate diagram which I took down to The Wiz and pointed out all the connections I had on the tv and where my splitter was and what open slots I had and all that shit.

Then the guy who sold it to me said "did you try pressing the tv/video button?"

I said "no"

he says "well umm what did you expect, for it to just play on the tv"

Then he gave me a smirk and I felt like a moron.

After a few seconds I told him if he didnt wipe that smirk off his face i'd shove the piece of paper down his fuckin throat.

As for my dvd's, I know what to do with them all.