04-19-2004, 05:47 AM
Seriously, all they ever do is point out how great each one is. I want them to tell me what Pat Cooper is missing, and what Dave Attell has that puts him above Pat. I want them to give reasons why this person isn't number one.
Like Roseanne. If they just started out like,
"well, she did fuck up the national anthem, and fucked up the last season of her show, so she's at number 95."
Or Gallagher.
"He smashed watermelons on stage. Everything is funnier than that."
Jeff Foxworthy
"Only poor white people from the country want to hear poor white people from the country do comedy."
Then it would be entertaining.
Like Roseanne. If they just started out like,
"well, she did fuck up the national anthem, and fucked up the last season of her show, so she's at number 95."
Or Gallagher.
"He smashed watermelons on stage. Everything is funnier than that."
Jeff Foxworthy
"Only poor white people from the country want to hear poor white people from the country do comedy."
Then it would be entertaining.