Do you vote; do you care? - Attempt at a semi-serious topic

[Lord Slug]

I used to vote a couple of years ago, but once I started moving from state to state, I just didn't have the knowledge on what was going on in my area. Probably, if I stay around where I am, I would vote. But honestly, there are so many pieces of shit that are running for office, that Skip, the dog down the street, would be a better candidate. Murdering interns, cheating spouses, cum-shots to the face, just doesn't seem to fit into politics. Well, the cumshot, maybe, but you know what I mean. I will run for office some day... Dictator. Dictator Slug. What do you think? That has a nice ring to it...

Dictator Slug, yeah, that's the ticket!