Murder in my hometown

[Lord Magus]

[insert Magus video game joke here]

Yeah, since I essentially live in the same town as Maynard....
I mean... I go to KFC and they've got the wanted flyer on the door... messed up.

But Maynardo, remember we get the weird ones and the serial killers in our area. The crimes aren't anywhere near as frequent as in the city.. but the weird/shock factor is there. Remember 5-10 years ago, the 2 kids and pizza delivery murder? They "Just wanted to know what it felt like to kill someone"?? So they order a pizza and shoot the deliveryman??
That happened within a 15 minute drive of where we're at.