01-11-2003, 08:02 AM
...Now, for two days, I had gone without cigarettes... I had been trying to make a change for the better, and was going to start working out and get into athletic shape again...
...But, the thought of coffee without cigarettes was just not clicking... how could I NOT drink the blueberry goodness without a menthol cancer stick to aid it its heavenly flavor enrichment... I was torn, and I stepped back from the computer and cried in my hallway....
![[Image: c1.jpg]](http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/c1.jpg)
...I needed help... These fucks in chat sure as Hell could not aid in my time of need, as they were too busy discussing the nightly business of Tupac, Vice City, Thursday, and how people can be from both Queens and Great Britain.... I had to consult a higher authority...
![[Image: c7.jpg]](http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/c7.jpg)
YES! Thats it! My Kyle doll with matching Fez accessory! He would tell me what to do!
... I looked deep into his eyes...
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'Get the blueberry creme and cigarettes', he said to me....
![[Image: c10.jpg]](http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/c10.jpg)
'But Master Kyle, I am trying to quit and get back into shape, I mustn't!'
'Do NOT deny yourself the pleasures of teh coffee' (yes, he actually can say the word 'teh'. That's how powerful he is)
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'Now, GO, my son!'
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... I could not do this alone... so I decided that he should accompany me...
... I would need supplies for my mission into the 'Real' World...
![[Image: c11.jpg]](http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/c11.jpg)
...Latin Dictionary...check...lotion...check...toilet paper...check... CK1 cologne (for both men AND women)...check...
And so, I ventured...
...10 minutes later, and my mission was a success...
![[Image: c3.jpg]](http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/jays777/c3.jpg)
...I sat back down and....
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WTF??? How can they still be talking about Tupac???? HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!
....The End.....?
Edited By The Jays on 1042272268
...But, the thought of coffee without cigarettes was just not clicking... how could I NOT drink the blueberry goodness without a menthol cancer stick to aid it its heavenly flavor enrichment... I was torn, and I stepped back from the computer and cried in my hallway....
...I needed help... These fucks in chat sure as Hell could not aid in my time of need, as they were too busy discussing the nightly business of Tupac, Vice City, Thursday, and how people can be from both Queens and Great Britain.... I had to consult a higher authority...
YES! Thats it! My Kyle doll with matching Fez accessory! He would tell me what to do!
... I looked deep into his eyes...
'Get the blueberry creme and cigarettes', he said to me....
'But Master Kyle, I am trying to quit and get back into shape, I mustn't!'
'Do NOT deny yourself the pleasures of teh coffee' (yes, he actually can say the word 'teh'. That's how powerful he is)
'Now, GO, my son!'
... I could not do this alone... so I decided that he should accompany me...
... I would need supplies for my mission into the 'Real' World...
...Latin Dictionary...check...lotion...check...toilet paper...check... CK1 cologne (for both men AND women)...check...
And so, I ventured...
...10 minutes later, and my mission was a success...
...I sat back down and....
WTF??? How can they still be talking about Tupac???? HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!
....The End.....?
Edited By The Jays on 1042272268