ghetto superstar - that's what you are

[drusilla]

so i'm in my office today takin' care of some athletes & ghetto superstar the "swimmer" walks in:


gs - i'd like to get your professional
me - how can i help you
gs - i hurt my forearm
me - how did you hurt your forearm?
gs- with a bat
me - how did you hurt your arm with a bat?
gs just gives me a look
me - ok, when did you get hit with the bat?
gs - saturday & he takes off his jacket to show me a giant swollen forearm.

i ask him if a few things hurt. he says yes to everything. you can totally tell there is something wrong. there is no bruise, or redness, but holy crap this thing was swollen

gs - i feel things moving around in there
me - you should get that checked out
gs - i didn't want to go to pay
me - well i can't do anything for you here, you really should get that checked out before it gets worse
gs - yeah, that's what i thought.


i should have told him to go rob another convenience store to get the money to pay for the ER

WHY DO I WORK IN THE GHETTO? & WHY DO ALLL OF MY FRIENDS GET TO WORK FOR RICH LONG ISLAND SCHOOLS WITH TONS OF MONEY & I HAVE PEOPLE ROBBING MY 7LB BOTTLES OF MASSAGE LOTION. WHAT THE Hell.

i just needed to share.

move the thread if deemed necessary.

i think i was just wondering if anyone elses job was as ghetto as mine.



Edited By drusilla on 1044510289