Oscar shows his face

[Keyser Soze]

SoupSoupAD: "Clint Eastwood is a star...Tobey Maguire is a boy in tights...If you want Tom Cruise and all you can get is Jude Law, WAIT...If you can't get a star, wait."

The Clear sTuFF: “Who is Jude Law? Why is he in every movie I have seen in the last four years?
“Even if he’s not acting in, if you look at the credits he makes the cupcakes or something....”