The annoying friend

[GonzoStyle]

I dunno he really doesn't seem like the fag type, he hasn't shown any homosexual tendancies. I have had my suspicions for a few years but I doubt it. He is amazingly shy though and just fuckin strange. Not strange like me, he is just bleh.

He'll say stupid shit like when I had a car accident. He said it was bad, I asked why, since it wasn't my fault.

"Dude cause like the DMV puts your license in their records"

Well no fuckin shit sherlock, the phone company knows my telephone number as well, isn't that shocking.

Or he'll say "let's go chill in the city for a few minutes".

We live an hour outside the city, how are we gonna hang there for a couple minutes?

He just yaps on and on about being hard and shit. He doesn't smoke, drink, nothing. I am not saying you have to do that to have fun or prove something. But he always talks about how he puts away drinks, yet he never does it around me or our friends. He's the "I have a g/f in another state guy" remember them from HS?