The annoying friend

[GonzoStyle]

My annoying friend is a guy I've known since pre-school. He's that guy who does whatever his current gf tells him to do. And I don't mean like small sacrifices, I mean he will change his entire wardrobe (and has, 3 times) because his gf will ask him to, but once you get him alone he is really cool, he's just too weak willed or too scared to be alone, I don't know, but it gets ridiculous at times. He acctually went vegetarian for this one chick, it really pisses me off at times.

She proposed to me today.

right... ofcourse you're taking her last name.

well she has a good point, umm she believes it is sexist for the woman to take the mans last name. Anyway it's too late, she ordered the monogramed towels.