03-13-2003, 06:15 AM
Mr. James: "You know, when I was in school there was this kid right, he wanted to play football more than anything - coach wouldn't let him because he wasn't big enough... but... did he give up?"
Dave: "I'm assuming for the purposes of this story, no."
Mr. James: "Damn Straight!" No, it just made him try harder and harder, I mean the kid ate like a wild animal everyday, I mean he pumped iron all night long and after two months he got a hernia............. makes you think, huh?."
Dave: "I really don't think I get the point."
Mr. James: "Oh yeah, there's one more thing. That kid's name... that kid's name was Richard Nixon."
Dave: "Richard Millhouse Nixon?"
Mr. James: "What the Hell's his middle name got to do with anything? Dave, the point of the story is... ahh let's see... hernia, wild animals, Nixon... Hell, it's in there somewhere.
Dave: "I'm assuming for the purposes of this story, no."
Mr. James: "Damn Straight!" No, it just made him try harder and harder, I mean the kid ate like a wild animal everyday, I mean he pumped iron all night long and after two months he got a hernia............. makes you think, huh?."
Dave: "I really don't think I get the point."
Mr. James: "Oh yeah, there's one more thing. That kid's name... that kid's name was Richard Nixon."
Dave: "Richard Millhouse Nixon?"
Mr. James: "What the Hell's his middle name got to do with anything? Dave, the point of the story is... ahh let's see... hernia, wild animals, Nixon... Hell, it's in there somewhere.
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