Attention Smokers - Report in

[Rape Fantasizer]

I know it's disgusting, but I really enjoy smoking. I smoke under a pack a day, but I have been smoking for 11 years. I didn't have any money on me to buy a pack today, so it's been almost 24 hours since my last one. Seeing as in a week we won't be able to smoke in public anymore, maybe now is as good a time as any to quit. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm sure I'll buy a pack later.