This one time...

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I was like 5 or so years old. I walked up to my mother and said "I wanna fuck you".

I didnt know what it meant but heard the term a lot from my cousin who baby sat me, he said it a lot around his g/f and they always seemed happy afterwards.

So my mom was pissed at me for whatever, so I figured maybe if we fucked it would all be fun again.

I dunno why I just remembered that...