04-14-2003, 06:05 AM
I get long hairs that come out of my Asshole. Sometimes when I wash my Asshole in the shower I notice them, and I pull them out. They seem to slide out, and not have to be plucked. But their always like two feet long, and I have really short hair, so I'm not always positive that it's mine. But how could someone's hair (and with the length, it would obviously be a girl har dee har har) get down in my ass crack, I wonder?
As I think this, I examine the hair and notice that it is pretty close to my color, but darker than normal.
So, do I have a hair follicle inside my anus that grows hairs for years until it sprouts out of my ass? And if so, is there any surer sign of Cancer than that?
Or through my daily life when people shed hair, does it eventually work its way down and nestle in between my crack?
I have really thought about getting a DNA test done.
But I haven't haid a hair sprout in a few years.
As I think this, I examine the hair and notice that it is pretty close to my color, but darker than normal.
So, do I have a hair follicle inside my anus that grows hairs for years until it sprouts out of my ass? And if so, is there any surer sign of Cancer than that?
Or through my daily life when people shed hair, does it eventually work its way down and nestle in between my crack?
I have really thought about getting a DNA test done.
But I haven't haid a hair sprout in a few years.