Saving Private Lynch

[GonzoStyle]

These genetic mutants always have to have things oversimplified for them. They don't bother reading, learning and educating themselves to the world around them. They want everything handed to them on a silver platter and then laid out by some schumuck in a kevlar vest and microphone on TV.

It's a sad day when they have to do a split screen with cliffs notes on the side summarizing what the reporter is currently talking about, so the simple minded mouth breathers can get somewhat of a clue.

They need things labeled and rehashed over and over again but most improtantly they need pretty pictures and figureheads to understand, they need metaphors and lots of them as if they were 3 year olds.

That's what I was trying to say I think.