Do the Jews Still Mourn? - It's been over 2000 years but...

[diceisgod]

Little known fact: Mary Magdalene frequently sucked Christ's dick. Then he would fuck her in the ass. Mary would then wipe off his prick with a rabbit skinned cloth. Hence the reason why everyone eats chocolate easter bunnies on this holiday. They say that the original rabbit skin has an image of our Savior's prick imprinted on it. They're either still looking for it or the Pope already has it and is using it to jerkoff before he busts a nut all over some 11 year old boy's face.