Tonight, I am a star - Just cut my first single

[Suzie]

My friend's roommate is housesittiing for a couple in Chelsea who have a fancy recording studio in their HUGE loft apartment. It's seen the likes of such superstars as Jahim and Pepa, and he let us mess around with the recording equipment tonight. They even had a soundproof booth with a glass window, just like the karoke stands at amusement parks.
I freestyled my breakthrough creation, "Butt Sex and Pizza" then let the pro mix it. Soon to be available in my friend's cars citywide.