How can I dumb it down? - Blue collar convo

[GonzoStyle]

I can picture a small independent film being done about this.

scene opens with george in miners hat with the light on his hat so he can get the skin off the top of the salads.

Gmann is whistling and singing a song

Gmann: "my bologna has a first name...."

to his astonishment he finds something that needs his construction workers touch. He breaks out the caulk gun and gets to work.

Enter his boss played by the wacky don knotts.

Boss: WHAT THE Hell YOU DOIN GEORGE?

Gmann: Fillin the holes in this wheel of cheese sir!!!

Boss: THAT'S SWISS CHEESE YOU MORON

Gmann: swiss or not sir, crisis avoided!!!!

:applause:

fade to black.