07-02-2003, 04:38 PM
I get wood when I have little kids playing on my lap. (Gee I wonder if that will make it into my status) Seriously. Not because I'm a perv or want to have sex with them. But they always seem to step on it, or jump on it, or otherwise move it into an uncomfortable position.
Then I don't want to grab it and adjust because then I'm touching my penis while holdng a kid and I think that is grounds for jail or Hell.
So I just sit there and try and not think about it, but it just consumes my thoughts as I try and have mind over matter and tell it not to try and adjust it self and get it out of the way. Then I start getting hard, and I'm so embarassed and I pray that no one notices so I quickly try and adjust and I get mad at myself for not being able to control that.
I burp when I eat apples
I sneeze when I look at the sun
I have to piss whenever I stick my hand in the shower to make sure it's hot enough.
Then I don't want to grab it and adjust because then I'm touching my penis while holdng a kid and I think that is grounds for jail or Hell.
So I just sit there and try and not think about it, but it just consumes my thoughts as I try and have mind over matter and tell it not to try and adjust it self and get it out of the way. Then I start getting hard, and I'm so embarassed and I pray that no one notices so I quickly try and adjust and I get mad at myself for not being able to control that.
I burp when I eat apples
I sneeze when I look at the sun
I have to piss whenever I stick my hand in the shower to make sure it's hot enough.