Member Poetry/obit Competition... - As seen as an informal thread elsewhere.

[Jack]

For Ken (As seen elsewhere)
Author: Jack

Ken one day took a member to lunch
He promised her gifts, cake, pie and punch
She soon found out that Ken did lie
As she got nothing, not even pie,
While driving her home she expressed disdain
Ken pulled over and said "baby, I'm gonna show you pain"
He reached in the back and grabbed his duct tape
As she attempted to climb out the window while shouting rape
He pulled her back in as she clawed at his face
He said "baby, I only wanted to see how you taste"
She punched and kicked with all her might
But Ken kept a grip and held on tight
Ken had his way with this beutiful girl
and dumped her off as she started to hurl
She called the police and they hauled him away
But he used a condom during his foul play
Not enough evidence, the jury did aquit
And Ken is still up to his same old shit
The moral of the story as you can see
Ken doesnt do lunch, coffee or tea
He'll take you and rape you and leave you to die
He'll make you hurl, gag, fart and cry
Never do lunch with this sinister man
or you'll find yourself dirty when the shit hits the fan.