11-07-2003, 11:32 PM
Oh, these damned $20 dollar bills, they're like pennies I tell you. I mean, I go around, and I'm spending a few thousand here, a couple hundred there, and, god dammit, if these fuckers keep giving me $20 dollar bills in change, and then the damned bills just end up floating around in your pocket, and they are just sooo worthless, I throw them on the sidewalk. I HATE IT! I really should just charge everything from now one, but, then I wouldn't have to keep my tremendous fortune of money in paper currency so that I could sleep on it every night just to remind myself how fucking rich I am. OH THE TORMENT. WHAT SHALL I DO?