11-08-2003, 03:28 AM
So before I moved, I bought a bunch of shit on the Internet for my new place like sheets and towels and shit.
Well, I bought it from an internet-only site, not like Bed, Bath, and Beyond which was stupid.
So half the stuff that I bought was never shipped, and half the stuff that was shipped was completely wrong.
I call them and get them to ship me boxes to send all the shit back so I can get a refund.
Well, in the meantime, I've just been using the quilt that I bought since it was only going to be a few days and they fucked up and deserved to get sent back used stuff.
But a couple nights ago I had sex on it, and so there are all sorts of fluidy stains on it.
I wiped it off with a towel, and am going to ship it back without washing it.
I hope one of you ends up with my DNA-quilt
Well, I bought it from an internet-only site, not like Bed, Bath, and Beyond which was stupid.
So half the stuff that I bought was never shipped, and half the stuff that was shipped was completely wrong.
I call them and get them to ship me boxes to send all the shit back so I can get a refund.
Well, in the meantime, I've just been using the quilt that I bought since it was only going to be a few days and they fucked up and deserved to get sent back used stuff.
But a couple nights ago I had sex on it, and so there are all sorts of fluidy stains on it.
I wiped it off with a towel, and am going to ship it back without washing it.
I hope one of you ends up with my DNA-quilt