12-06-2003, 06:43 PM
I woke up at 4:30 this morning, let me explain
The mayor in my town (henceforth referred to as ass-bag) passed a new law a few years back saying that when she said so, no one could park on the streets during snowstorms. Apparently ass-bag didn't like that plows couldn't get all the way to the curb when people parked their cars in the street. Well, I have 5 people living in this place, and the driveway can fit one car...maybe two if I really squueze it. So at 4:30, I get woken up by someone saying they were flipping around on the TV (yeah insomnia) and they saw a message from Mayor Ass-bag saying she was invoking that law.
So I was outside for a few hours shoveling out the cars and driveway so I could pull three of them onto my lawn and the others in the driveway. My place looks so white trash with a Jeep, Monte Carlo and Camry all on the front lawn.
After that, I went to sleep until around noon, woke up, and made some Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls in the oven...with lots of that frosting stuff
I just want the record to show that I have heard not a single snow plow int he past 6 hours...I hate you Mayor Ass-bag. I'm wishing cancer on you, cancer of the head
Edited By Doc on 1070736305
The mayor in my town (henceforth referred to as ass-bag) passed a new law a few years back saying that when she said so, no one could park on the streets during snowstorms. Apparently ass-bag didn't like that plows couldn't get all the way to the curb when people parked their cars in the street. Well, I have 5 people living in this place, and the driveway can fit one car...maybe two if I really squueze it. So at 4:30, I get woken up by someone saying they were flipping around on the TV (yeah insomnia) and they saw a message from Mayor Ass-bag saying she was invoking that law.
So I was outside for a few hours shoveling out the cars and driveway so I could pull three of them onto my lawn and the others in the driveway. My place looks so white trash with a Jeep, Monte Carlo and Camry all on the front lawn.
After that, I went to sleep until around noon, woke up, and made some Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls in the oven...with lots of that frosting stuff
I just want the record to show that I have heard not a single snow plow int he past 6 hours...I hate you Mayor Ass-bag. I'm wishing cancer on you, cancer of the head
Edited By Doc on 1070736305
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.