12-20-2003, 02:44 AM
I gather that Mt. Airy lodge has slowly degenerated into a series of decrepit 70's deco-art rooms with hot tubs that have become discolored and encrusted by years of seminal and vaginal fluids, and its beautiful woodland trails have become a haven for the devil worshiping teenage Nazi youth of Generation Y to inseminate their GHB-laden 16 year old vixens in tight sweat pants while they drink strange conconctions of 99 Bananas and winshield wiper fluid and listen to Eminem tell them to shoot ever member of the Republican party. So far away from the images of love in the lap of luxury that we beheld from our television screens while we waited for He-Man to come back from commercial.