There's a girl at work who is uber-hot - Wears tight sweats that show off her ass

[The Jays]

This wouldn't even be an issue if she knew her place like she ought to, and how you described it, Mad, but because she chose to work in the particular office that I work in, I expect her to put forth just as much effort as I do, and if she can't, then I must recoginize that she is not a suitable human being, and I would be commiting an act that would go against my own personal beliefs.