My friend's kid is gay, right?

[GonzoStyle]

dude kids today are a much more advanced species than us, they are light years ahead of us when we were their age. They know how to program shit and hack stuff by the time they are 6. I was watching porn since I was like 7 and I had no clue at first but it looked like fun. I couldnt cum yet so I just rubbed my pee pee with two fingers the whole time, it would just make that funny feeling but then it would make my pee pee swell up to some weird shape and scared the shit outta me and made me cry.... yet I did it again like 2000 times. But back then porn was hard to come by, today it's too hard to avoid.