01-19-2004, 07:55 PM
You think you're gay for watching anal porn. It's that simple. You're trying to tell us this by making up this fake child so as to judge our level of homo-acceptance. You're worried we won't like you when you come out of the closet.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.