This really deserves its own thread

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Since what kind of goon has flourescent lights in their house?

It's not my cubicle nor are there any fluorescent lights. Shitty webcab though.

Though I bet he can't really play it, and it's just sitting in his cube as an affectation.

False

His fingers really do look manicured.

False. There's actually dirt under that one.

Sports clippings? Is it so people can come in and talk about the '93 series? Why no football clippings? All baseball? No Iverson?

You only see one portion of one wall.

Is he wearing a purple shirt?

No black.