All day today

[Black Lazerus]

seating charts, phone lists, stuff about the stocks we cover.... really no need to have them there. He likes it, not a big deal. Just the point that he looks for anything to do other than actual work.

He also has a jar of mixed nuts in his drawer. instead of droping the nuts in his mouth like most people do from above, or possible tossing them in his mouth, he holds them in his fingers and sticks four fingers in his mouth. Then he wipes his fingers on his shirt or his pants. He also eats them with his mouth open and chomps constantly. Then he takes his finger (the same one that was just in his ear 10 minutes ago) and cleans the mixed nut bits out of his mouth. We have free bottled water. Get a bottle of water and wash them down!!!

After he's cleaned out the big bits off his teeth, he then uses his tongue and I can hear and see out of the corner of my eye as his face contorts and makes noises as he tries to suck the other pieces from out of his gapped teeth.

5 bucks says eddie thinks this is hot.