03-23-2004, 06:51 PM
some guy from the office has his wife and new baby here, and everyone else is oohhing and ahhing about their baby. The baby is probably 3 weeks old. Maybe a month. She's a couple feet away from me.
My first urge is to ask to hold her, and then grab her by the feet and swing her around and bash her head into a computer monitor. And then swing her around and chuck her accross the trading floor like a hammer throw.
I really have that urge every time I see a kid. But I like kids. They're cute.
I'd love to have a psychologist tell me what this is a sign of. I'm sure it's not a good thing.
But, man, that would be so funny to see the reaction on people's faces as I cracked her skull against my Trinitron.
My first urge is to ask to hold her, and then grab her by the feet and swing her around and bash her head into a computer monitor. And then swing her around and chuck her accross the trading floor like a hammer throw.
I really have that urge every time I see a kid. But I like kids. They're cute.
I'd love to have a psychologist tell me what this is a sign of. I'm sure it's not a good thing.
But, man, that would be so funny to see the reaction on people's faces as I cracked her skull against my Trinitron.