Cheney and Powell Fought Bitterly Over Iraq

[GonzoStyle]

Powell bluntly told Bush that if he sent U.S. troops there "y'all gonna be all up in dat piece"

and then Bush said "word is bond, nigga!!!"

and then powell and bush watched Bullworth and sang along with Warren Beatty and ended every rap by saying "slap me some skin" then giggled with joy at the thought of how incredibly cool they are. All the while Condolezza Rice stood in the doorway peeking in and wishing she could be as black as them.