The dancing old man in the Six Flags commercials

[The Jays]

The wave pools at these places are fucking gross as fuck. People say shit like "eww , the beach is dirty" (when the water is about as clean as it was 75 years ago when we were fishing oysters off of Staten Island) and yet theyll go to a wave pool and stand in piss while fake waves hit you.

I went to Dorney Park, and went in the wave pool. I got a gulp of water in my mouth. You shouldnt be tasting salty water in a pool.